That decrepit Glasgow warehouse feel just got real – the ACTUAL Unknown, Oompa Loompa and Willy Wonka are all joining the line-up at Clapham Grand April 3rd!
Felicia may be 16, but it is no exaggeration to say that her first professional acting role changed the world. Her mysterious turn as The Unknown terrified Glaswegian children to tears – and now she will do the same to you! Though horrifying in her role, out of character Felicia is the most wonderful and charming young woman who “is so excited” to be part of the event.
The image that went most viral from the Glasgow event was of a somewhat sad looking Oompa Loompa standing by what looked like her meth lab. The same Oompa could also be seen handing out jellybeans – and now she may hand them to you too! Kirsty Paterson played the Oompa Loompa at the experience, has been called a ‘modern day Princess Diana’, and is now “so excited to get wild” at The Clapham Grand! This is your chance to get as many jellybeans (maximum 1) from her for as long as stock lasts (which won’t be long).
“What is that? It’s the Unknown!” is a phrase that will forever live in/haunt our minds. In the viral video this was uttered by a previously anonymous Wonka – who is revealing his identity for this event! Jack McCallum is “very excited to be going public for the first time and to embrace the fun of the event”.
This Holy Trinity of Wonk will be appearing on stage and talking about what it was like to be part of an experience far more important than the moon landing. They are joining a line-up that already consists of Hollywood A-listers: Linus Karp (Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story), Joseph Martin (Gwyneth Goes Skiing), Rob Madge (My Son’s A Queer), Kate Butch (RuPaul’s Drag Race UK), Yshee Black (Drag Icon) and HRH Kate Middleton* (The Royal Family)
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If you couldn’t get your wonky ass to that warehouse in Glasgow now’s your chance! Grab your golden tickets and join us in the dingy warehouse that is The Clapham Grand on April 3rd!
1/4 cup of lemonade included with EVERY ticket!
*Kate Middleton unlikely to appear unless found.
The Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience Quiz and Game Experience is at Clapham Grand 3rd April. Tickets available at awkwardprods.co.uk
